Are You Fucking Kidding Me??!!

BREAKING NEWS: Paris' medical 'condition' was a rash she developed in jail

BREAKING NEWS: Paris cried audibly her first two nights in jail

BREAKING NEWS: ANYONE WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS TALENTLESS WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE.

I kid you not, the first two 'breaking news' tidbits were actually on Fox News today and they were actually talking about it, not just during the 'entertainment' segment. Even Ann Coulter was weighing in on this as then hens sat around the news desk cackling about Paris being released from jail like it was actual news.

Personally I think it's bullshit that she was released after three days and will get credit for being in for five. She will be under house arrest for forty more days. Looks like boo-hooing really does get some people out of serving jail time. I don't think she should have been locked up for 45, and she wouldn't have been, we all know she wouldn't have even served half that time because she would get out for 'good behavior' but come the fuck on! She got a rash so they let her go. Bullshit. It's probably just another outbreak from one of her many STDs. Gross.